As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
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