i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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