No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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