Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Randomize