plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
honey bunches of taint.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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