Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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