After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
im holly from the hills drunk
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Randomize
