i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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