I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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