just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
they're like a gay fantastic four
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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