Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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