Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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