Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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