Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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