Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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