a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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