Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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