Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I don't deserve a penis
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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