Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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