There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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