Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
i wish my penis had a tongue
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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