i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
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