I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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