At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Randomize
