I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
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