DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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