I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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