bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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