I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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