I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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