Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
My ATM looks so different sober.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Randomize
