So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
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