Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
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I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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