Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I should be sponsored by Trojan
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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