sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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