i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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