dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
