I murdered the dance floor call the cops
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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