Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Randomize
