Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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