her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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