The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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