he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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