Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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