Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
it glows. i had to have it.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Drake has all the answers
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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