apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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