it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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