The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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