is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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