we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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