is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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