I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Randomize
