then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
and you fell through a lawn chair
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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