i don't plan on having that self control this summer
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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