You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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