You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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